Funny Workout Quotes
Creating and more importantly sticking to a workout plan can be extremely hard; this is a fact that we are all aware of. The feeling we get when we finish drawing up a fitness schedule slowly dwindles. Until we are left sitting on the couch full of regret and our training shoes full of dust.
However, sometimes all we need is a bit of inspiration and what better way to get inspiration than to have a little laugh. For this reason, we have compiled a list of funny gym quotes. These aren’t super serious motivational statements but instead funny fitness quotes that will, beyond anything else, provide you will some post-workout humor and relief.
Funny Fitness Quotes Collection
Ain’t nothing to it but to do it.
Squat till you puke.
Get ripped, get laid.
Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder, but don’t nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weights!!
If the bar ain’t bending you‘re just pretending.
More pain, more pussy.
No pain, no gain!
A winner never whines.
Light days? Whats that… Some kind of tampon?
I got 99 problems but the BENCH ain’t one.
Cardio? Is that Spanish?
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you’re an honest person is like expecting the bull not to charge you because you’re a vegetarian.
If you’re not first, you’re last.
You cant flex fat so shut up and lift.
Never say the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
Of course its heavy, that’s why they call it weight.
Second place is just a spot for the first loser.
Train hard, so they have to dig deeper than 6 feet into the ground.
Squat! Because somewhere there’s a girl warming up with your max.
Cheat on your girlfriends, not on your workouts
STAY WEAK. I needed those plates anyway.
I don’t care how many reps you do, as long as you lift girl weights you’ll get a girl body!
I’m not on steroids, but thanks for asking…
Life’s too short to be small.
Yeah, I had a girlfriend once, but she couldn’t spot me, so what was the point?
With great size comes great responsibility.
Eat big, Lift big, get big!
Go hard or go home.
Winners Train, Losers Complain.
We hope you enjoyed our list of funny workout quotes. If you have your own funny exercise quotes or sayings, send them in to us (Contact Us) and if we think they’re good enough we’ll add them to our collection.